this makes me super uncomfortable and i don’t know why
Because the fork prongs are all different lengths. thats a messed up fork, before it got cut up
My favorite part of this photo is that there is absolutely no reason for Jason Segel to be in it and yet there he is laying on Seth Rogen
Some species of penguins can jump as high as two or three meters in the air, or around nine feet.
Think it’s time to make more friends D; I’ve hit the point where I don’t have a couple of people to just talk to.
Guys be friends with Matt he’s in IT so he’ll fix all of your computer problems for you and your extended family. He loves iPhones, Internet Explorer, and getting bugs in his code
I’m gonna be mildy annoyed if I’m eating courgettes again tomorrow
I appreciate we grew them ourselves and are nice but I’ve eaten them for like the past five days because *sighs* that all we got and I’m bored
Courgettes taste of water and disappointment.
theyre good for bulking out a soup and in ratatouille, but most people boil the shit out of them and then they taste of water and disappointment
'Coalition Government Colouring and Activity Book' - Tom Pride
this is beautiful
Get your printer on parents, I’ve got some fun activities for the little’ns.
Ah yes, British politics on tumblr. Bound to be fair, helpful, and well informed.